everytime you think “that’s too big to be a sea bass”
you are fucking wrong
its always a fucking sea bass
i honestly didn’t know what this was referring to so i just assumed that tumblr was filled with a community of disgruntled fishers smh
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell